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Cannaflower Couch Lock is a limited indoor indica CBD flower — a myrcene-rich, deeply relaxing strain for serene, wind-down evenings and turning down the outside noise.

This 3.5g jar of hand-trimmed indoor bud carries a myrcene-linalool-caryophyllene profile, slow-cured 60+ days for freshness. Non-intoxicating, third-party lab tested, and under 0.3% Delta-9 THC for Farm Bill compliance — available now at LiftoffSmoke. Adults 21+ only.

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LAB RESULTS

The Couch Lock CBD Flower (Sample ID rC-H-608-F2214, Client Batch Sheep-1-2025-6) was tested by Pinnacle Analytics in Medford, OR (ORELAP License #4152, NELAP-accredited), for Berkshire Farm Collective. Matrix is flower; sampled November 4, 2025 and reported November 13, 2025, via HPLC/DAD — marked for R&D purposes only.

On potency, this is a high-CBD hemp flower led by CBDa at 19.6% (196.0 mg/g) plus CBD at 0.383%, for a Total CBD (decarboxylated potential) of 17.6%. Minor cannabinoids include CBGa at 0.513%, with CBDV, CBG, THCV, CBN, Δ8-THC, and CBC all below the 0.1% LOQ. On the THC side, THCa is 0.749% and Δ9-THC is below LOQ, giving the Total THC of 0.657% flagged above. Total cannabinoids came to 21.25% (212.0 mg/g). Moisture was 11.5%.

DESCRIPTION

Press pause on the hectic playlist, curl up with a good book, and unwind with Cannaflower Couch Lock CBD Flower — a limited indoor-grown indica made for deep serenity. True to its name, Couch Lock helps you turn down the outside noise and tune in to full-body relaxation, making it a sweet evening companion for exhaling the day’s tension away.

This 3.5g jar of indoor, hand-trimmed flower carries a terpene profile rich in myrcene, linalool, and beta-caryophyllene — the classic trio behind that heavy, calming “couch lock” feel. Cannaflower cultivates in carefully controlled indoor conditions, slow-cures every batch at least 60 days, and hand-trims to keep the dense, trichome-frosted buds fresh, aromatic, and intact.

Because it’s CBD hemp flower, it’s non-intoxicating — expect deep, sedating body relaxation rather than a high — and it’s hemp-derived with less than 0.3% Delta-9 THC, keeping it 2018 Farm Bill compliant. Every batch is third-party lab tested with a scannable certificate of analysis. Grab Cannaflower Couch Lock and the full premium hemp lineup at LiftoffSmoke — your trusted smoke shop for craft CBD flower. For adults 21+ only.